This is ridiculous.
The gods are complicated. They have reasons for everything they do, no matter how unjustified.
So are you saying you don’t know?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I suppose it couldn’t hurt.
Yay! Thank you!
This is ridiculous.
There’s going to be a war, sweetheart. And it’s not going to be pretty.
But why? 
This is ridiculous.
Yeah! I don’t even know what’s going on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Well… I like cookies. Even though I’m technically not new.
Do you want some? I made some yesterday, but no one wanted any.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, what’s new with the daughter of Aphrodite?
Oh, not much. All the new kids are really angry and don’t like cookies, so there isn’t much to do, you know?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don’t need you feeling sorry for me.
Okay, sorry. I mean, not sorry. 
What the hell?
Just not making animal noises, that’s for sure.
Well, swearing is on the same classy level as animal noises.
So i’ve decided, this town is so boring. Someone show me other wise?
Oh no, it’s great!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It’s kind of complicated, but I suppose you could say family stuff. My mom had an episode and I needed to clear out.
Oh. I’m sorry.
